An illiterate hand has left the following message on a few slapdash flyers around Fort Prae. The author, an equally unskilled artist, has doodled out an accompanying picture. It depicts Milton Fields. He frets at the viewer through the cartoonish hole he has worn through a cooking pot. Behind him, a mob of hangry townsfolk encroach with forks and knives and bibs.
Ned Kookwhere. Lots. Com Dougsbuddy?
~ Milk